(This is a satire piece. Read the first paragraph in Jack Black's voice in your mind as I have taken it from the first kung fu panda movie. Just the first paragraph is copied, the rest is original. I am not a Bollywood movie maker who would copy stuff frame by frame.)
Legend tells of a legendary trader whose trading skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy markets to trade. He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go bankrupt from overexposure to pure awesomeness. It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity!
He is a self-anointed knight as queen Elizabeth was under quarantine. He has practically lived thousands of centuries through his super awesome backrests.. I mean backtests, I don't know why did my phone auto-correct it.
He has become the first trauntamillionare now and there is no market left in this world for him to trade. The only way for him to trade is to create a market for himself and let small traders play in the market. He had already created options for the investor community (not for traders), creating a new market is a kind of child's play for him. He took this advice from a VC guy who has invested in a startup that is busy creating a market for its pathetic product that no one asked for.
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