[Satire] How 70% is owned by just 10%

 (This is satire piece on the articles showing how 10% controls x% of wealth)

There is huge uproar and discussions happening after study revealed that the top 10% English words controls staggering 70% of the English literature. Study also reveals this number might get much higher in future due to internet as well as constant neglect of old age words. The group of high scrabble scoring words marched the protest against this inequality claiming that even though they gives higher score in scrabble, they are not given enough representation in literature due to those 3 or 4 letter words. Some claims internet has given elite status to some undeserving words like covfefe or meme while other claims there is no enough medical coverage for old age words.

To get unbiased view of this subject, we contacted few elite words too. One of the elite words, who wants to stay anonymous, claimed real life is not same as playing scrabble. He added evenly distributing literature to everyone will break the fabric of the free language as we know of.

We have also seen verbal fights break out between American words and thier British counterparts claiming their rightful ownership over literature. There will be separate coverage on that.

For now on, there is no solution in sight for this inequality.

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